Darrell’s Great Montreal Misadventure: A Vegemite-Scented Apology!
Hold onto your maple syrup, folks! Darrell’s heartfelt regrets are flowing faster than poutine gravy as he announces his unfortunate absence from the Libertine Events Soiree in Montreal, December 8-10th, 2023, due to circumstances as unpredictable as Canadian weather.
While shedding a tear (or a few) at missing the chance to mingle with Montreal’s finest and most fabulous, Darrell’s partner in crime, Cate, will be stepping in to ensure the laughter continues—despite her jokes being as ‘funny’ as hockey without ice!
To make amends for his no-show, Darrell’s shipping in some extra Vegemite, promising a taste of Downunder for all you adventurous souls.
Deeply disappointed to miss out on bonding with the wonderfully wild folks in Montreal, Darrell is sending vibes for an out-of-this-world event. He trusts the hosts—Casual Swinger, Monogamish Marriage, and Lux Velvet—to keep the party poppin’, along with the sexperts who’ll undoubtedly spice things up more than a Montreal smoked meat sandwich.
Even though he won’t be there, Darrell’s spirit is ready to party hard with you all! So crank up the tunes, raise a glass of something bubbly, and make memories wilder than a beaver in a maple syrup factory!